The Circle of Life
 

Once upon a time Jennie the blue boobied giant ate Johanna the yellow creamed Brine shrimp, While pisseder socked MR. Nicole. Then Silvia married POPI the Snow Whore and gave birth to CATDOG. Secretly, Regina's been suplying POPI with weed!@ Barnes&Noble's in the CHILDREN's section.One day POPI decided to take CATDOG to Barnes&Noble to pick up his supply of WEED, when all of a sudden, Jina & super Jerk-y, the lesbian persian dogtreat, rode up on a wild Water Buffalo & ran over CATDOG , leading them to their DEATH! POPI didn't notice because he saw his long lost love, Super Jerk-y, they immediately ran away on the water buffalo, taking the whole supply of weed. Jina was devastated, grabbed the sun, and shined it over POPI before they could escape, melting and killing him. A pissed off Super Jerk-y grabbed pisseder & socked Regina! Harry Potter came because it was the release of the 7th book and used Avada Kedavara on Super Jerk-y. Pisseder was pissed so he socked Jina, then commited SOCKISIDE.

The End